Warmies Verses Doubties Tax

15 Nov 2011.

Warmies Verses Doubties Tax.

Doubties are the sort of folks who prefer to get their scientific information from corporate lobbyists, Mr Rabbit and friends, or hysteric shrieking shock jocks whose desk may have been recently hit with a bag of cash, for comment. Not scientists. Particularly not the 3 or 4000 top environmental scientists in their field of expertise.

 

Warmies are the sort of folks who prefer to get their scientific information from scientists. Particularly from the 3 or 4000 top environmental scientists in their field of expertise. Not from corporate lobbyists, Mr Rabbit and friends, or hysteric shrieking shock jocks whose desk may have been recently hit with a bag of cash, for comment.

 

Under a Liberal Australian Prime Minister, super-glued to an American Republican President, Doubties went about fixing the Global Warming problem by not signing the international talk-fest produced, Kyoto Protocol. Any corporate loving Doubtie worth his cash knows you cannot fix anything by being fair.

 

But not signing the Kyoto Protocol only created a feral Warmie rampage. There was no peace and quiet for the Doubtie. More hysteric propaganda was screeched from both sides. Doubties needed to get back to their agenda, so a placebo was created. The best rational minds of the Doubties went about renaming and rebranding Global Warming to Climate Change. Luckily for the Doubties a mindless, timid, and fully embedded media existed at the time and, complied fully.

 

Setting up franchises, Doubties and Warmies went global. More hysteric bleating from both sides followed. For the Doubties, tragically, the placebo was not strong enough and had no effect on the top environmental scientists. They were still making too much non-corporate noise.

 

Warmies, extremely unhappy with the efforts and sincerity of the Doubties, as half of them were now playing hide and seek in Iraq, decided much more action needed to be taken. Another international talk-fest was arranged. This time in Copenhagen. Any dolphin friendly Warmie worth his beads knows you cannot fix anything without concensus.

 

Elections changed regimes. Copenhagen changes nothing. Another international talk-fest where you couldn`t get them all to agree that grass is green. Too many international Doubties only interested in self serving ideas. Not enough Warmies. The leader shelves the plan. The Warmies shelve their leader. Regime changed.

 

The minority watermelon government, red on the inside and green on the outside, screech the parrots from Murdoch`s national galah cage. So upset the Doubties could not win power or, negotiate power. They have done all they could to support the Doubties and the Doubtie cause.

 

Under the Australian minority watermelon government, super-glued to an American Democratic President, Warmies went about fixing the Global Warming problem by creating a tax, that can be passed on to the consumer, which will be seen by business, as a service provided to the government, to which a profit will be added, much like the GST.

 

The embedded media canned this subject too

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