Estrogen Fueled Girl Power Quack
27 Jan 2011 ..
ESTROGEN FUELED GIRL POWER QUACK ..
With the embedded media`s obsession of female firsts, and the bulldust peddled by the embedded media, I thought I should refresh our memories.
Let us reflect on the female first`s.
Labor Premier of Victoria .. Joan Kirner
In 10 Aug 1990 .. Out 06 Oct 1992
Kirner is the Mother Goose of parachuted female pollies into position.
Playing fool the voter, by replacing a male dud with a female dud.
As far as I can recall, it didn`t work. Kirner scores one quack for goose stepping to the tune of John Cain. Kirner earns her second quack all under her own steam, adding to Cain`s mess, not reducing it.
Kirner 2 QUACKS.
Labor Premier of Western Australia .. Doctor Carmen Lawrence
One unavoidable quack already for being a Doctor.
In 12 Feb 1990 .. Out 16 Feb 1993
First Female Premier in Australia, first of the first`s, featherbedded in to fool WA voters. Lawrence earns a quack for goose stepping to Peter Dowding`s tune and another quack for adding to his mess.
Lawrence 3 QUACKS.
Labor Premier of Queensland .. Anna Bligh
In 13 Sep 2007 .. Out TBA (To Be Announced)
Unlike Lawrence and Kirner, Captain Bligh became Premier from what seemed to me a genuine resignation, not a get out or we club you over the head type resignation that we usually see. Queenslanders say things have gone down hill since Peter Beattie left. That`s on Bligh, so one quack.
Pre the 2011 flood, Bligh looked to be on shaky ground, election wise. Performance during the 2011 flood was very good, inspite having Joolya droning in her ear, way too much.
Bligh 1 QUACK.
Labor Premier of NSW .. Kristina Keneally
In 04 Dec 2009 .. Out TBA (probably Mar 2011)
Keneally is a female dud following not one, but TWO male duds in power.
Like Lawrence and Kirner, Keneally earns a quack for goose stepping for previous clowns, Nathan Rees and Morris Iemma. Keneally also gets a quack for adding to the NSW mess herself. Add another quack for the Parramatta to Epping Line, promised again, during the 2010 Federal Election with Joolya. Another quack for treating NSW and Australian Voters like lobotomised morons with that promise. Annoying Yank accent, that`s a quack.
Keneally 5 QUACKS.
Labor Prime Minister of Australia .. Julia Gillard
In 24 Jun 2010 .. Out TBA (suspect soon)
Joolya gets a quack for `killing` Kevin.
Then a quack for the `fake` Joolya.
Add a quack for the `real` Joolya.
Having to `revive` Kevin for 2010 election, another quack.
Droning `MOVING FORWARD` during election, earns a quack.
Parramatta to Epping Line promise, quack.
Treating voters as Lobotomised, that`s a quack.
Failing to give Mr Rabbit a real fight in the election. Mr Rabbit only had to keep his head down. Have another quack Joolya.
Of course Joolya gets a goose stepping quack.
And an add to the mess quack, like Kirner.
Joolya also receives a quack for the painted decoy duck performance during the 2011 floods. Clearly trying to grab some photo op.
Possibly hindering Captain Bligh more than helping.
Joolya also gets a gang of four quack.
Only six months in .. Gillard 12 QUACKS.
Labor Premier of Tasmania .. Lara Giddings
In 24 Jan 2011 .. Out TBA
Giddings replaces David Bartlett and I better wait
more than a mere three days before issuing quacks.
But feel free to issue quacks to `Limited News`
who focused on the fact Giddings is single.
Julie Bishop .. Potential First Liberal Female Prime Minister
Professional deputy duck Bishop has repeatedly fronted public
and press spruiking her love, support and devotion to a new
leader, since Kevin dislodged the Liberals from power in 2007.
Julie gets one quack for Brendan Nelson. Nelson was rolled for
Malcom in the middle Turnbull, another quack for Julie for the same
old devotion spruiking. In turn, Turnbull was rolled and Mr Rabbit
installed. TWO quacks for the repedative devotion crap Julie.
Bishop 4 QUACKS.
Mr Rabbit failed to win the 2010 Federal election, and I wonder how long he will last. Mr Rabbit came so close to winning just by keeping his head down. But that won`t do if the other side have substance next time.
Lack of substance kept both the big partys looking like crap in 2010.
Will Mr Rabbit make it to the next election as leader?
Or will he become another severed member, thrown
from the window of a speeding political vehicle?
If I have to hear Bishop spruiking the devotion crap again, I will puke.
Does Bishop want to be a first? Or is she happy to go down in history
as the death staring deputy duck of devotion?
But then again the devotion spruik for Hockey Joe
or Chrissy Pyne would be highly amusing.
At the end of the day, it won`t matter if you quack for the left wing loonies,
or quack for the right wing ratbags. It also won`t matter if your mighty duck
is female or male, gay or straight, black or white etc.
Your choice will always be between tweedle dum and tweedle dee.
We are all fed from the same swill bucket. And don`t forget,
State or Federal, in Australia you must register because
. . . QUACKING is compulsory!
If it waddles like a duck, and it quacks like duck,
don`t worry, it`s just our Prime Minister, Joolya.